Dear Lupus,
I think I got it. You're lonely and you want my body. I know Im sexy as all get out, But, I needed to let you know... gosh how do I say this.......well let me be blunt..... I'm cheating on you with my good life.
Whew..that felt good!
Yeah....I know you are upset about me being unfaithful. I've been unloyal to you. You should just leave me and never look back.
In fact.... wait. I'll spare you the trouble. ...I Quit You Lupus! I want to see my better life and can't do that with you all up in my grill.
*Throwing all of your crap out the window into the barrels outside...pouring the lighter fluid and burning it all.*
*walking away singing*
BURN BABY BURN LUPUS INFERNO
With all of my strength,
Me
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